How much do you flirt?

Question 1.
Late at night, you are partying with a friend of the opposite sex. If you don't leave now, you would miss the last bus. What would you do?

a. Who cares...continue to party -- Go To Question 2

b. Ask if he would send you home -- Go To Question 3

c. Say "Good-Bye" to him and run after the bus -- Go To Question 4


Question 2.
While having a meal with a friend, you saw that what he/she had ordered seemed quite delicious. Would you ask to have a taste of his/her food?

a. Yes --- Go to Question 5

b. No --- Go to Question 6


Question 3.
You saw something nice while shopping but you don't have the means to buy it. Would you...

a. Shrug your shoulders and forget it. --- Go to Question 7

b. Go ahead and flash your credit card --- Go to Question 6


Question 4.
You have a job offer that is paying better than your present job. You would...

It's a good offer. Type your resignation letter now
--- Go to Question 8.

The present boss is treating you well. Stay cause of loyalty!
--- Go to Question 7.


Question 5.
Your views on school regulations are...

a. Would never compromise to them. --- Go To Question 9.

b. See it there is loopholes and try to get thru them.
--- Go to Question 10.

c. Would definitely keep to them! --- Go To Question 12.


Question 6.
A person from the opposite sex expresses his/her love for you would...

a. Smile and think highly of your charms --- Go to Question 9.

b. Reject him/her and keep a distance --- Go To Question 10.

c. Run off without even answering! --- Go To Question 12.


Question 7.
You are in your boyfriend/girlfriend's bedroom and you saw a photo of him/her with his/her old flame. You would...

a. See and forget because it's all in the past. --- Go to Question 10.

b. Get real mad and leave the room. --- Go to Question 11.


Question 8.
Would you rewrite a lecture note again because your handwriting is untidy?

a. Yes --- Go To Question 12.

b. No --- Go To Question 11.


Question 9.
When wearing a pair of mini skirts/ shorts, what would u choose as the top?

a. A tight fitting tee --- Go to Question 13.

b. A loose fitting tee --- Go to Question 14.


Question 10.
On a tour, the tour guide specifically tells you not to venture to a certain area because it’s dangerous. Would you out of curiosity, go ahead without listening to him?

a. Yes --- go to Question 13.

b. No --- go to Question 14.


Question 11.
When out with a friend of the same sex, would you hold hands and walk?

a. Yes ---- Go to Question 15.

b. No ---- Go to Question 16.


Question 12.
Wearing a newly bought swimsuit, would you feel especially eye-catching' and 'sharp' when walking by the pool?

a. Yes --- go to Question 14.

b. No --- go to Question 16.


Question 13.
Are you the impulsive type? Always acting on the instant you get the idea without thinking carefully.

a. Yes ---- Type A

b. No ---- Go to Question 14.


Question 14.
Do you still maintain friendship with your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?

a. Yes ---- Type B

b. No ----- Go to Question 15.


Question 15.
Every time you pack for a tour, you would always end up packing more than what you need?

a. Yes ---- go to Question 16.

b. No --- Type C



Question 16.
Do you mind sharing the same cup with others?

a. Yes --- Type D

b. No ---- Type C





RESULT

TYPE A --- 90% FLIRT
You fall in love easily most of the time getting trapped in a triangular relationship. Adding to the fact that you do not commit to your partner, you enjoy having suitors. To put it simply, YOU ARE FAR FROM FAITHFUL.


TYPE B --- 70% FLIRT
You are partially flirtatious by nature. You enjoy being pampered and pursued by others so occasionally you would harbor the thoughts of 'stepping on 2 boats'. BUT...as you are sensitive to your partner, you do try to restrain yourself.


TYPE C --- 40% FLIRT
You are shy by nature and have only a small circle of friends. This attributes to the fact that you would not have a high chance of getting trapped in a triangular relationship.


TYPE D --- 0% FLIRT
You have high morality and it’s against infidelity. Whoever is with you is the most fortunate but pray that your partner does not belong to any of the above group!

Check your bottle before reusing

A dentist's wife has a tumor in her uterus and needed to remove it. Her doctor told them the possible cause of his wife's tumor is by some chemical which only affects women. The chemical is mainly found in plastic water bottle. It is not the water that affects you but the chemical released from the bottle. You must check on the bottom of the bottle. There is a triangular sign and there is a number on it. Make sure the number is higher than or equal to 5. Then this bottle is save to use. Whatever number under 5 will release the chemical. For most bottle water, the number is 1. Remember to check and stop reusing those bottles.

Are you attractive?

So you think you are attractive? How about trying this test?

1. Which place do u want to have a travel most?
A. Beijing (go to q.2)
B. Tokyo (go to q.3)
C. Paris (go to q.4)

2. Have you ever cried when u see a touching movie?
A. Yes (go to q.4)
B. No (go to q.3)

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend still has not come after an hour of your date with him/her, what will you do?
A. wait for another 30 mins (go to q.4)
B. leave immediately (go to q.5)
C. wait until he/she comes (go to q.6)

4. Do u like to go to see a movie alone?
A. Yes (go to q.5)
B. No (go to q.6)

5. When he/she asks for a kiss in your first date,what will you do?
A. Refuse (go to q.6)
B. light kiss on his/her forehand (go to q.7)
C. Agree and kiss him/her (go to q.8)

6. Are you a humorous person?
A. I think I am (go to q.7)
B. I think I am not (go to q.8)

7. Do you think you are a capable leader?
A. Yes (go to q.9)
B. No (go to q.10)

8. Which gender will you choose to be born if youare given a chance?
A. Male (go to q.9)
B. Female (go to q.10)
C. I don't mind - TypeD (go straight to results below)

9. Have you ever got more than one boyfriends or girlfriends at a time?
A.Yes - TypeB (go straight to results below)
B. No - TypeA (go straight to results below)

10. Do you think you are intelligent?
A. Yes - TypeB (go straight to results below)
B. No - TypeC (go straight to results below)



RESULTS

Type A : Congratulations! You can extremely attract the opposite sex! You possess a charming beauty in the eyes of them. You not only have a pretty figure, but also have a humorous and gentle personality. You should be a literate person and know how to get along with people and can allocate your time well, thus you are always popular among the opposite sex.

Type B : Quite good! You can easily attract the opposite sex, but you will not easily fall into the loving trap. Your humour makes them want to get along with you. He/She will be happy being with you!

Type C : Not bad! You cannot attract the opposite sex very well, but you still have something good which make them like to get along with you. You should be an honest person and have a unique view in seeing things. You are quite friendly in the eyes of your friends.

Type D : Oh! You do not attract the opposite sex. You do not have much knowledge, and not much intrinsic humane values. You are too rude to the opposite sex. Thus you are not very popular among them.

Which type are you?

Towards egalitarianism

Just two days back, i went to K K hospital. Nope, no relatives gave birth and i'm not pregnant. I merely accompanied my grandma there. And don't try to be funny, she ain't pregnant either.

You'd better not run cos there are so many minute toddlers wandering about. Adorable are the toddlers as they walked around, wobbling. As they run into their mothers' arms, or thighs rather, what surprises me is that their mums are pregnant once again. Has the government's beckoning finally paid off as females start to reproduce? Or am i just plain ignorant? Anyway, i can never imagine myself having a lil' kid and being pregnant at the same time. Gosh! i mean, it's not like i wouldn't want a kid but that kid is still tiny and requires attention. How can wobbling junior and bulging tummy be concurrent?

Another thing that amazed me was that many of those pregnant ladies are accompanied by their spouse. I mean, don't those men have to work? Alright, maybe they took leave. I guess guys these days are different. Our society are not that patriarcal as it used to be. I was told that when my mum gave birth to me, my dad was not there. My grandma had to bring her to the hospital. Similarly, when my aunt gave birth to my cuz, my uncle was not there either. Not only are those men there to accompany their wives for check-up, some are looking after the little kids, running after them, playing with them, making them laugh and pacifying them. How fantastic is that?

Well, times are different. Handkerchief-carrying MCPs are out. Diaper-changing SNAGs are in.

MCP-male chauvinist pig
SNAG-sensitive new age guy

Woman in my life

Life is a bore.
Life is a bitch.
Life is a boring bitch.

More so if you can't have things your way.
Maybe i should learn to be satisfied with life.
"知足常乐"
It's not easy being a mum.
It's even harder being my mum's daughter.
*laughs*

Undeniably, i have a great mum.
And i love her so.
Unfortunately, she has one lil' flaw.
Overprotective.
And this flaw is a tad too big.

Ironic life is.

Hmmm...

I read these somewhere:

There are 3 Males and 1 Female pencil in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant.
Which Male pencil is responsible?
The one without the rubber.

Woman in bed with husband's best friend.
Phone rings.
"Yes..ok, bye."
She turns to her lover and says,
That's my hubby, says he's now golfing with you.

3 Roosters: Normal, Retarded and a Gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a pope.
I'm John not a baptist.
The girl replied ...
Hi, I'm Mary, not a virgin.

Income Tax office asked a prostitute
why she puts her occupation as chicken farmer.
She replied: "I raised 5000 cocks last year."

The true me.

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to do more for you.

With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.

You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.

The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society.

You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.

When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you don't have any particular type in mind, but you are inclined to look for someone who will say yes when you ask him / her out.

Who's" the True You?